May 2013
sherlocksmyth:
sherlocksmyth:
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
blackkolors:
youcunt-lol:
nintendoggystyle:
what if your life is just a movie and billions of people in another dimension are watching it right now
they’re begging for a refund.
at least the soundtrack is awesome.
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mckenzierenae:
Have you ever bought a lip color, used that baby all the way up, and then return to the store to purchase it again just to find out that it’s been discontinued? I HATE when that happens! Why does it seem like all the good colors get discontinued?
Well I found a super dope solution to that…
